A few funnies

July 8, 2011
Nora saw some mannequins at the mall, and said, "Ha ha, look at that, fake moms."

July 17, 2011
I was reading a book and Wesley crawled on my lap, put my bookmark onto the page I was reading and said, "AH DUN!

That fabric on the table has to be good for something.

August 20, 2011
Ethan: mom! we haven't been to Sonic in like a month!
Me: I didn't go to Sonic until I was 25 years old, and somehow I'm still alive.
Ethan: Yeah, I guess you're right. I could survive without Sonic...At least for a year.

August 25, 2011
I (Brian) asked Nora if she likes sharks and she said, "No. I like ponies, and butterflies, and princesses, and mermaids, and unicorns, and pegasuses."

Wes likes to explore and investigate his surroundings.

 September 2011
Words Wes loves to say right now: "Eeeeww!" "Oh No!" "Daddy!" "Oh man." "Aah done"(all done) "No, no, no." "bo-pin" (broken) "pee-po" (paper) "ahm one" (I'm one) "Nana!" and "Bampa" (grandpa) - that's right "mommy" didn't make the top 10..

Sept. 22
Ethan made these huge Halloween Party invitations with time, date, location and instructions to wear a costume. I came in and saw them and said, "Uh, Ethan- you need to ask me first. We are NOT having a Halloween party."
Ethan said, "That's why it's a joke mom. Didn't you read the bottom? It says JK."

Tonsils be gone!

Warning:  At the end of this post is a very graphic/nasty picture.  Not intended for children to see.
Last Thursday I got a tonsillectomy.  And right now I hurt, like bad, man.  Ouch.
But I know in the long run it's going to be worth it.  I get sore throats ALL the time and to get strep I just have to be within a mile radius of the infected... Not to mention my chronic halitosis.   That's right, I said it.  I have bad breath.  It's not my fault!  I brush 2+ times a day, I floss, I gargle, I chew gum- I still have bad breath.  It's all because of those nasty little tonsils sitting in the back of my throat.  BUT not anymore!  They are gone, and even though it is the worst continuous pain I've ever experienced in my life- I know it's going to be worth it.  (and yes, I am trying to convince myself at the moment that it was worth it.)