As Ethan's getting ready for bed he says to me....
At night my girlfriend magically appears here (in his room).
Her name is, uh... Sweetie!
She loves, Loves, LOVES black licorice. Even two thousand times more than you do. And she loves chicken and bacon like me. And she likes chicken tenders. And she loves sweet little babies like Wesley, sweet tender babies.
Later:
Mom? (I go in his room)
My girlfriend, Sweetie, looks a lot like you.
4 comments:
I LOVE IT!!!! Brings more meaning to Freud's theory on the Oedipus Complex! Hahahahaha! Love ya!
Y'all are in trouble.
I missed the chicken tenders part! Ha ha! You forgot to mention that her full name is Sweetie Jensen.
Aw! He LOVES you! I'm willing to bet he does marry someonw who looks a lot like you.
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